How will we cause pink mischief I ask?
Do we dare go play and get off our tasks?
Pink gun at Airsoft, Mom wears it best
The family’s in camo, completely dressed
Youngest looks a little stressed
Into the building, there’s rapid fire
Hiding discretely behind a tire
Some say toy guns are very bad
But sometimes, for some of us, they must be had
The boys in our family have been playing so long
Then we girls joined as part of the throng
I feel so guilty, this must be wrong, But I’m too busy running to think for too long.